A conversation we had last night:

Brenda: Ugh.
Rob: What?
Brenda: I’m watching this television show about parents who worship the ground their kids walk on. This kid is totally spoiled.
Rob: Wow; didn’t they learn anything from the Oompa-Loompas’ song?
Brenda: I don’t think I’d want to take advice from a bunch of slaves who work in a chocolate factory.
Rob (after a serious bout of laughing): Okay, good point.